You're really not going to believe this story. I can hardly believe it myself, and I was sitting there. Now to be sure, my co-worker and I have a very fundamental personality conflict to begin with ('cause he's an ass) so I'm not likely to cut him alot of slack. But judge for yourselves. Here we are, staying at a military base for three weeks, working on a contract. It's overseas, so we get to stay at the (rather nice) on-base hotel. So we're down in the bar one evening last week, and two ...